this isn't Goodbye...

... actually, this IS!

I'm leaving you, Blogger! You are great. It isn't you, it's me. We can still be friends!

I'm moving to Tumblr cos he's cuter.

Haha! That was so unnecessary, esp. when i just blogged a long "emo-momo" entry on the other side.

You'd like to relink me?
http://phiyornah.tumblr.com

I know I should have used more creativity with my blog address.

home visit to BTL's and our pact

What's BTL? Who's BTL?

BTL means Built To Last, and that person is Rachel Leong Macy (its Mei Xi, but Macy for coolness sake...). And she's my primary-school-best-friend.

Used to spend so much time at her house during primary school days cos we NEED to watch 完全娱乐 together... Lame days as primary school girls. I kinda miss it. We even once called this radio station and said something really stupid into the phone.

It was..

Hi! 我是大便！
Hello! 我是小便！
Together, 我们是大小便！

And the unforgettable times when we tried damn hard to avoid someone (MIT) together! Calling this someone secret nicknames and LOLing about her growing-too-fast neh neh...

And when we used to slack around the corridors just to people watch, and we'll imaginarily "shoot"/"kill" all the ugly schoolmates with our literally handmade pistols like Charlie's Angels.

Ah anyway, secondary school and polytechnic somewhat drifted us apart superficially. I.e, we meet up less less less often due to commitments like school and new friends. Now that poly school life is nearly reaching an end, i'm very looking forward to hanging out with this old friend more more more often!

We made a pact together, to go on a loooong trip to comb Taiwan on the Spring of 2011, after Chinese New Year?

Actually, the main point of this post is the batch of pictures that are coming up. Those above are just "documenting" of things i don't want to forget. Especially our comb Taiwan pact! Will we be too carried away to remeber that? Better not!

Mug shots - failed...




Dark waters?












Hahaha! We're so cool lo! LOL!






We were never once one of those "jie mui", and will never be!
But well, we just had to do that. Its like an unsaid camwhore rule!
HA!




Tried to be seriously cool, but failed.
Spastism suits us much better, don't you agree?
She looked like a rabid guinea pig! HAHA!




These are my favorites. =]







HAHAHA!!!!
Keep fanning it, armpits!
At least mine are shaven ohkay!






Tummy flash!
Whoo oo wobbly!


[the end]

So Hoe

After one month of SIP/neglecting my blog, my blog hits have dropped by 50%!!!

This is mad and irritating! HUMPH!

I'm gonna picture-spam this place anyway!

=]

open eyes big big

Hello!

I just came back from Grandma's house. This is like a standard, on my off days, i'll go over to grandma's place for lunch ( she lives next block).

And as you should know, old people talk about the same few things all the time. And they are always along the line of, "when you grow up, you must do blah blah blah and make your in laws happy..."

Its kinda irritating, but also really funny. Don't they get tired of saying the same things over and over again?



"Nai nai!
I don't even have a boyfriend leh!
What in laws?
I'll ask you when im getting married huh."


"Must open your eyes big big and find a good husband and blah blah"


"Find one like Pa de, good or not?"




* S i l e n c e *




* 3 s e c o n d s p a s s e d *




"Good."

LOL!!! Seriously beh tah han! What's the silence for?? HAHA!!!!!!

Grandma went on to say...


比上不足， 比下有余。

你们笑什么？


LOL!

ZEEP-BRAH!

Or is that a funky dyed donkey??

Two white donkeys were dyed with black stripes, to the delight of Palestinian children at a small Gaza zoo. -- PHOTO: REUTERS

Lol! Quite desperate huh? But well, the kids are happy, guess its fine! Ha!

destroyed

This is the first thing i destroyed at work.





Its fixed already!

BUT boss wants me to make a new one, and she "helpfully" added that the price to get one made is ridiculous. Wonder how ridiculous it is... 50? 100? Will find out on Friday.

At mean time, any D&T ppl, Design school ppl or ppl ppl... can help me make one of this thing? Please?

干爹，帮帮我吧！

butt facts

Butt is what commonly known as "ass". It's usually made up of two cheeks and can vary in shape, size, colour and texture.

That's all for butt facts! Here come pictures from Butter Factory...


Setting in.




Warming up while waiting for the dance floor to warm up.
At the same time, get alcohol spilled on moi leggings.




Dance floor squeeze fest!




Toning down and toilet break.




All the other camwhores in between.





Antique edit to mark the backdatedness of these pictures. Ha!




And these are so destroyed, thanks Joi!



Wish the grids aint there!


Love these pictures, hope you like them too...

Goodnight world, beast nurse has to work tmr!

Btw, met up with BTL for some heartland familiarization. And bought/rent 3 pieces of clothings from her for thirty bucks! No more in search for work clothes, hurray!

rant rant

Hello, blog hood!

Today's my off day, which is such a great news cos my feet is soooooooo in pain! On top of the usual stand-too-long kinda sore at the soles, i've got two huge bruises on the inside ( medial, for some of you science people) of my ankles. BOTH ANKLES! Got them from tripping over the vacuum cleaner. And seriously, that makes me hate vacuum cleaners even more!

Since SIP, I've developed an intense hatered for vacuum cleaners and towel clamps! I'm always injured. But a happy news is that i've escaped vacuuming quite a few times already! Yay!

To think, i tripped over the vacuum when i was not vacuuming... I must be too clumsy for working. Argh!

Anyway, someone googled "phiyornah's neopet jocelyn"! I wonder who's that man! Lol!!

And, THE CHINA DOG CULL HAVE BEEN REVERTED! =]

One last random news...

I'm damn freaking hungry now and Papa's still not awake. Damn him! His princess is hungry, can't he feel my hungry vibe?! If this last for another 10 minutes, i'm gonna blast Akon on my laptop.

Haha, sounds like a spoilt brat. Hungry people are lidat. But well, i got to sleep 12 hours last night, so i shall be greatful and eat some nutella sandwich instead.

But haiyer, when i was at work, i get to eat at 1 am latest! =c

i need to be a fashionista

That title is so nonsensical! But seriously, that's what my horoscope says! If i be a fashionista, my life will turn out great. Horoscope is somewhat nonsensical, and many believe believers are just crazy people with no life.

Since i've already got no life as a full time student intern, i might as well be a crazy believer.

Hmmm.. as a beast nurse, i need to wear something tough, comfortable and knee length/longer. Lets make it fashionably tough, comfortable and knee length/longer.

Actually i do see some sense in that silly horoscope great-life-directory. Cos trying to be a fashionista itself is a huge thing to fuss about, and when you're fussing about something - there's a life! Maybe not in "actual", but at least in your wardrobe!

But i'm a lazy bum when it comes to dressing, and you hardly catch me in anything other than a tee-shirt or tank top. Haha! Have to add "easy" to the list.

Lets slot some pictures in here now, so this post can vaguely look like a picture update instead of a text spam.

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*I'm going to get a black little mr. tee, outdated is my in thing!*

On a super random note, i've decided that i don't enjoy being a beast nurse after two weeks of internship. =c I don't like doing stuff that i'm not good at! That's so egoistic of me, like a male chauvinist pig, except i'm female.

Actually, i'm not so sure if i'm really not good at beast-nursing... Its just that i get bossed around and i really hate that! Maybe should work for myself in future, take on Pa and be a taxi driver. I can't even drive yet!!!

I'm making myself sound like i can't do anything. Whoa, this is bad for my self esteem. Anyway, on top of being bossed around, the vets impose their stress on me when they are stressed up! That's just a big fat unfair!

I can't stand how sickeningly childish it sounds when i say "unfair" with an "!" behind it. But well, is there a better way to put it? They will often give me a vague/inaccurate instruction, and when i screw (obviously due to the instructions that were badly delivered) its my fault. That's so [?!?!!!!]... Sometimes, they even expect you to know stuff that you were never taught - i get scolded for clarifying things. Not ridiculous meh? I'll screw things up if i "gey kiang" and do things by the way i assume they should be done, so why should i be scolded for needing clarification?? They expect me to observe, while there's 3 seniors doing different thing at one time??

And i was often given the "you're of no help" face. Whatever is that for?! I don't think i deserve that cos after all I've got no experience!!!

If i can be as efficient as all the other nurses, i'd deserve more than $440 isn't it??!

Argh!!! Is buey tahan!

Whoa, i really can rant! Can i be a professional rantist, rantress, rantician or something? =]

BUT, well, student intership isn't entirely bad la! There are nice furry faces to look at everyday (fine, fair share of fangs, claws, matted fur, dirty ears, urine, poo and weird odour). Vets and other nurses, even my boss is nice - WHEN they are not stressed up. They are weird and two-faced, and their sanity is fully dependent on the population in the waiting room.

Classmates and seniors who've been through this same beast nurse internshit must be able to relate. Can't wait to see my class for the first gossip session! (Professionally called the sharing session) It'll be very comforting to hear horror stories worse then my own! XPpPpP

Think it's time for the next picture break...

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*Accompanied Haikal to his bouncer interview, his new name is Ram-Bounce. And had fish-and-chips at a tiny restaurant across clark quay train station... it was really bad, nice interior tho. >.<*

Other than those mentioned previously, i fine working in a vet clinic slightly depressing. You get a peek into all sort of sad stories. Aborting stay cats even when you know that their kittens are grown enough to be delivered. Watching unmanageable pets, results of ignorant owners. Dealing with old age... The animals' old age, not my old age. Putting animals to sleep, and watching animals die (not less depressing then PTS). Haiyer... depressing right?

A job that breeds pessimism, i don't want a piece of it, thank you very much. Even if i'm good at doing the job, i don't want to do it. Let alone i'm actually rather noob at it at this point of time.

I WANT TO OPT OUT!!! But no, till now, i'm still not a nurse but a student intern. So technically, this is a part of my education. I've already come to terms about hate-love of education, thus i shall just chew on my jaw and get over with this 5 months of internshit!

Ho ho! Two weeks have past, so only 4.5 months of intershit left! That's bright and optimistic! ^^

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*This is PP, one the much loved furry faces! She keeps me going! She loves hiding in my bag so i leave it open all the time XD*

P/s will show you S and CC soon. They are the other much loved furry faces. =]


It's a little difficult for me to decide what i would actually like to do since i like a little bit of everything.

Animals, science, social science, writing, visual arts, music, children and newly fashion. I'm so much of a mix that i find myself very difficult!!!

Maybe i should spend my life fulfilling my varied passions. I'll turn out to be Jack of all trades, Master of none. Haha! That does sound quite negative, but it isn't that bad huh? I'd be happy to have lived for passion despite achieving nothing big.

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*Hahaha! That's my Ma Ma!*

Why am i talking so much cock today? Ah well, think its due to that kid-magnet incident on the train the other day when going to work. I was on my long train ride to work, and duh, sian-faced with ears plugged. Then this mother with her two daughters boarded and sat across me. The younger girl is about two years old, really cute. When she looked at me, i gave her a kid-friendly smile with a slight wave. Then she tried to come towards me despite not knowing how to walk! Her mum had to usher her over to me in the moving train! It was very paiseh la, but i was really touched! Hee hee...

This is really weird, guess its just me. But i seriously think this is more flattering than having some random guys tell you that you're hot. I want to be a baby sitter after internshit! Watching a kid grow is definitely an optimistic and bright job, as opposed to working in a vet clinic...

Alright, its about time i go help my fat brother with his English. He's coming over to stay with us in Singapore - i'm not entirely happy about that. But what to do... He will be having his assessment really soon, so i'm his English tutor while Joi will teach him Maths. She've been earning money and not contributing to our family crisis tho. (HAHA! Calling my fat brother's inadequacy a crisis is quite fun. I'm so sinful.)

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So yea, last picture..



*Say hello to Houtty! Houtty, so honored to be here eh? HA!*

The end.

my new favorite place...

...Haji Lane!

Actually i'm damn tired already and i have to wake up really early for work at Yishun tmr... BUT today was such a great day, i have to blog about it! It wasn't the best day i've seen, but its the best day since i've started working!

Have been working for a week, somewhat getting used to being tired. Thus, now i don't need to be busy recupperating at home during my offs anymore. =] I really pitty my poor feet tho, really in need of some tension-relieving.

Anyway, I'm so happy cos i shopped quite a lot! I went shopping on both of my offdays this week (shopped at bugis street on monday). Heh heh, kinda desperate cos i need to buy longish pants to wear for work. BUT i always end up lowering my budget for the things i need so i can buy the things i want. And i'm always in a duper good mood when i buy new tee shirts! Cos i know its something that i'd love to wear for a long time.

Maybe i'll not find a real job when i graduate but set up a tee-shop. That'll make me a real happy person.

Val is the first person who asked me out since no-life!



Really sorry for my offensive Pimpie. =x






Damage:

(Haji Lane)

$5.00 Shades
$29.95 MJ tee
$28.50 Really-skinny-damn-tight pants
$10 black racer back
$10 purple-agar-agar racer back

Sub total: $83

(Bugis street)

$22.00 Striped long pants
$16.00 Airy quarter pants
$5 colourful-beads chain, white-beads chain, spiral rubber band
$5 calculator watch, accidentaly-stolen watch

Sub total: $48

Total: $ 131

I set aside $200 for shopping, so i technically didn't over budget! YAY! But why do i feel so penniless =c

Randomly, Joi said my MJ tee is "not worth it" while i think her judgement is highly inaccurate. Randomly again, I'm going to start collecting any sorta "eye gear" priced at $5 - i'm quite "destined" with these $5 thingies cos all 3 of my "eye gear" are $5! Randomly for the last time, my next "big thing" is a pair of good ol' black boots - like those construction worker ones. =]


AND I NEED HELP - i'm looking for seriously functional longish pants! All the pants i've bought are either too tight or too "airy and soft". Thats very non-functional cos i might need to do chores and deal with scratching beasts! SO, if you know where i can get longish cargo pants at about $50... PLEASE TAG-AND-SHARE! Thanks a lot and in advance!